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Name - Mark Turner

Nickname - Turner

Date of Birth - 30 / 10 / 1981

Place of Birth - Greenock

Past Clubs -

Joined the Kip - 2005

Position - Goalkeeper

Favourite Team(s) - Rangers and Chelsea

Favourites

Drink - Root Beer

Film - Happy Gilmore

Food - Baby back Ribs (Out of Tony Roma's)

Holiday - Florida

Song - Don't Like Mondays (Boomtown Rats)

Best Things

Game I've played for the Kip - 5-4 away to John Street in 2006 / 2007, saved a pen in the last minute of extra time.

Kip Team performance - 2-1 win at Castlemilk in 2005 / 2006, just managed 11 players and if the Kip lost we'd have went down against a team that was one game away from winning the League.

Kip individual performance - The old yin Tony against Castlemilk

Kip Goal I've scored - Scored too many to rememeber

Kip goal you've seen scored - Dougie's 40 yard rocket away to East Kilbride in 2005 / 2006

Player in the World - Ronaldo (Man Utd)

Player Ever - Andy Goram

And Finally

Who is the biggest fud at the Kip - I plead the 5th amendment

Who is the Kip Joker - Mackers should be invited to Poland to sing there national anthem

Funniest thing ever seen at the Kip - Kinny asking an old guy who just came out the bookies, did he know where the bookies was ?