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Name - David McFarlane

Nickname - Quiet man or Crabbit face Bastard

Date of Birth - Saint Andrews day 19canteen

Place of Birth - Greenock

Past Clubs - Too many to mention some u want to forget

Joined the Kip - 2 or 10 years ago

Position - Good players like me can play SHITE anywhere

Favourite Team(s) - Glasgow Rangers

Favourites

Drink - Lager

Film - Cool Hand Luke an Blazing Saddles

Food - Kung Po Chicken

Holiday - Turkey

Song -

Best Things

Game I've played for the Kip - Away to Lochgilphead we won 2-0 (yes i know a shut oot) think it wis the last time i dived too!!!!!

Kip Team performance - A draw wi Gourock Ath doon the battery. They thought it wis a dawdle they hung on for 3-3

Kip individual performance - There has been too many over the years to narrow it down to one.

Kip Goal I've scored - Well let me think..............

Kip goal you've seen scored -Derek Gault scored a 10-40 yard screamer (depends who you talk to) at Lochgilphead then ran to his adoring fans (5 lassies aged between 7-10) an shouts Gaulty boys in town.

Player in the World -

Player Ever -

And Finally

Who is the biggest fud at the Kip - Well where do you start Stiv, Gordy, Turner, Wilson, but as long as he keeps turning up there is only the LEGEND that is THE TASH !!!

Who is the Kip Joker - Hiv u seen us play at times

Funniest thing ever seen at the Kip - Kinny has done too many, growing his beard for his passport photo for one, Wilsons epic journey on the Gourock to Dunoon ferry, Stiv wanting to do the silent beep test. You could write a book on the funnies (idea to bring in money Dougie???) come on the MIGHTY KIP