Profile

Name - Ross Gourdie

Nickname - Roscoe

Date of Birth - 19 / 01/ 72

Place of Birth - Greenock

Past Clubs - 43 Fighter Squadron First XI (chocks away ginger!), FC Cosmo (pensioners league)

Joined the Kip - 2006

Position - Utility Player

Favourite Team(s) - Mon the Gers

Favourites

Drink - Vodka with anything

Film - Debbie does Dallas.

Food - Chinese

Holiday - Any boys holiday outside inverclyde

Song - Im horny by Moose T

Best Things

Game I've played for the Kip - Hamilton (home) won 2-1.

Kip Team performance - Whitehill demolition 9-1.

Kip individual performance - Cushy, scoring 5 at the Whitehill.

Kip Goal I've scored - My only goal! slide tackled the Whitehill right back 2 yards from goaline, somehow the ball ended up in net.

Kip goal you've seen scored - Oozie's at Hamilton Away. (50 yard thunderbolt)

Player in the World - Ronaldo(man utd)

Player Ever - Maradona

And Finally

Who is the biggest fud at the Kip - Too many to mention

Who is the Kip Joker - Mackers has the occasional one liner!!

Funniest thing ever seen at the Kip - Theres been loads. Ding Dang shouting "I've got work in the morning" after been tackled raised a few laughs, but when the bus drove past Kinny's long lost twin brother that day in Glasgow was hilarious.