CAPTAIN
OF THE SHIP 2008/2009
The crazy or stupid things
the players have done over the course of the Season.
The Oozmiesters camera will
make every effort to catch that magic moment
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Entries:
(Kinny)
Scene:
Outside his house.
After
getting the Tash brushed and all looking good for Davy McFarlanes
surprise 40th birthday party he phones a taxi and heads downstairs
to wait on it. After 10 minutes of standing about when it was
absolute freezing, he decides to phone the taxi company again.
He
asks the lassie where the taxi is and she said, it had drove past
twice but no one was there and asks him if he wants another one.
The
Tash replies in a rage, "stick your
taxi up your ar*e" I'll phone another taxi company.
He
asks Katie for another taxi number, she replies 888 888.
The
tash dials it and asks for a taxi right away please, the lassie
replied back saying "Don't think so mate -and hung up on
him"
It
was the same lassie on the switchboard that he got when dialing
a different number - LOL
Poor
Kinny had to walk it and by the time he got to the Willow bar
his tash was white with frost.
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Entries:
(Skid)
Scene:
His Mother in Laws House.
The
bold Skid had been nominated by his wife to paint the mother in
laws living room as a surprise as she was away on holiday. The roof
was supposed to be white, so he goes and buys some "pure brilliant
white" but when putting it on it's looking pinky, but the bold
Skid carry's on thinking it'll change colour once it sets. After
5 hours hard graft he heads home, later that night with some pink
paint still on his fingers he begins to wonder why it's not turning
white. After a restless night in bed he heads down to the mother
in laws in the morning praying for the roof to be white after a
good dry, but finds it still PINK.
It
was panic stations getting it all finished before the mother in
law came back.
It
doesny dae what it says on the tin Skid.
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Entries:
(Craigy)
Scene:
The new High School.
On one of our first outings to the new School, on arrival the Janny was trying to lock the doors to the hall's as he said a stranger came in one of the other nights and he didn't want anyone wandering about. Tony told him that there were still some boys that would be coming later so he couldn't lock the door.
Anyway, after training most boys just go home for a shower but there are a few who stay and get showered in the School.
Craigy was one of these ones, and was the last one to get ready, only to try the door and find it was LOCKED !!!
He started to panic a little as by now it was 9pm and no one about.
He started to scream like a mad man in the hope that someone would hear him, but there was not a sole in sight.
He would have phoned someone on his mobile but he never had any credit, and with him being in there now for 30 minutes he was about to dial 999 as he thought he was in there for the night. LOL
He then seen someone walk past and started doing his dinger again hoping he would hear.
It was the Janny's mate going to visit the Janny, if it was not for him - the bold Craigy would have been in there all night.
The Janny was cacking it to let him out as Craigy was still screaming the house down thinking the guy that walked past hadn't heard him.
Absolute CLASSIC Craigy, and fair play to you for coming out and telling the boys coz you gave us all a good chuckle.
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Entries:
(Cush)
Scene:
The Battery Astroturf.
During our game against the Port Amateurs on the 3G astro, we got a free kick outside the box.
Cush fancied his chances with it being in a good position, so grabbed the ball and started to try and dig a hole in the turf so the ball would sit nicely in it. We were all howling in the shelter at him trying to dig a hole in the Astro.
He actually placed the ball and then lifted it again, and starting digging again.
We finally got the word across to him that it wasn't grass he was playing on and you canny dig holes on astro.
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