Entries: (Stiv McDonald)

Scene: Shugs motor coming home from the Greenock High School after training.

After a hard shift from big Muff we finished fitba training at the usual time of 8:45 pm, Shug was taking Craigy home when the spotted Stiv walking home, so they pick him up. After 30 seconds of being in the car he comes oot with "Is that all the time is 10 past 8 !!!"

The daft bat wiz looking at the Radio channel 810MW

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Entries: (Bucky)

Scene: The Inverurie toliet coming home from Lochgilphead.

On the way back from Lochgilphead with the Kip bus rocking, we stopped at Inverurie for the usual toilet stop. It was 20p for the toilet so some of the Kippers paid and some didn't by either vaulting over or ducking under the barrier.

When leaving everyone was using the normal exit by going out through the barrier.

Big Buckie vaulted over it oot aswell thinking you had to pay to get oot.

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Entries: (Big Alex)

Scene: Kirktonholme East Kilbride.

We set off to play Duncanrig in East Kilbride with Ross and Big Eck both taking there cars as Ross had to go straight to work and Alex had a night out that night so decided to take the car incase we went for a pint in East Kilbride after the game. The usual Kip bus got lost, mean we only go there every season and we still can't find it. However, the Kip turn up late and had to pull on there gear and more or less start the game without a warm up. We should do that more often as we scored in the first minute

20 minutes of the game had gone and there was still no sign of big Alex. He eventually appeared just before half time and comes out with I thought we were playing at Kirktonholme which is another park in East Kilbride where East Kilbride YM play there home games !!!

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Entries: (Stiv McDonald)

Scene: Stiv's Kitchen

What about this one from the up and coming Stevie McDonald, he made a brevel sandwich for him and big Buckie and he stuck the 2 slices of bread in the brevel like your supposed to, but naebody told him (it's not your fault Stiv) that you had to put the cheese and ham between the 2 slices. So the boy genuis put the filing on top of the bread, closes the brevel and waits for the best toastie in the world. Big Buckie said you could hardly get the brevel opened because the cheese was welded to the brevel and there wiz cheese everywhere but inside the chit.

How did he expect the filing to make it's way into the sandwich

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