CAPTAIN
OF THE SHIP 2005/2006
The crazy or stupid things
the players have done over the course of the Season.
The Oozmiesters camera will
make every effort to catch that magic moment
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Entries:
(Scott Wilson) Pure Quality Man.
Scene
- (Bus Stop at Cappielow),
YES, He's back, the boy Wilson
let his women book there summer holidays and she booked the first
two weeks of the new football season. Before Scott went he went
for a sun bed to get some colour on his body and he came oot pink.
On his first outing back
with the Kip, it was an away day to St Pats B, when the bus pulled
up ootside the Norseman, the back of the Kip bus erupted when they
spotted Scotty boy in a bright white Lacoste trackie, bran new fae
his holidays in Turkey. The jokers on the bus tore him to bits wth
comments of "Pure Quality - by the way" from the Neds
af Still game, and there was a few Shell Suit bob shouts.
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Entries:
(Kinny) Anyone know where the bookies is ?
Scene - (Dumfries Bookies),
The Bold Tash came oot with a classic
on the Scottish Cup away day trip. We arrived at Dumfries early
so we decided to go into the town to find a bookies to put the coupons
on. We walked right through the town hunting for a Ladbrokes or
William Hill's but there was none in site. We eventually came to
the end of the town where the biggest bookmakers sign in the world
was above the window. Aitchie shouted out, that's naw a bookies,
they actually make books in there. The Tash man must have thought
this was true and decided to ask an old guy ootside it where the
nearest bookies was. The guy must have thought he was ripping the
pish, and pointed behind him. The Tash with his mad brolly, just
dried of his Tash and walked into the Bookies whilst getting a roasting
af the boys.
I just wish I had a picture of that Bookmakers
sign - If I'm ever through in Dumfries I'll make a point of getting
a picture of it.
B
O O K M A K E R S
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Unfortunately with us having a poor turn out
and a poor season - we hardly had any entries for this years famous
Trophy.
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WINNER
CAPTAIN
OF THE SHIP 2005/2006
Scott
Wilson
- "Quality Man - Pure Quality Trackie by the way"
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