The crazy
or stupid things the players have done over the course of the
Season.
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Entries:
(Tam)
Scene:
Parklea - Home game against Hamilton and with Hamilton on the
attack a ball swings in from the right back position, Tam Screams
"LEAVE IT", Aitch manages to do a summersault to get
oot the way of the ball thinking it's going miles past and the
ball cannons of the post "Ping" - Chopper in goal
lets rip with "Your a F***ing D**k Tam by the way"
while the balls pinging aboot the penalty box.
Tam
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Entries:
(Aitchie)
For
being sent off by a female official for singing ("IT'S
A MANS WORLD") "On telling her to put the Red
Card away and to stop Embarrassing herself" She exploded
and screamed "GET OFF".
The
Aitch trooped of the Field !!!
We
Love You Fiona - We Do
We Love You Fiona - We Do
We Love You Fiona - We Do
OOOOH Fiona We Love You
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Entries:
(Oozie)
Trying
to get a hold of Chopper to see if the game was on, he call's
Chops on his mobile only to get through to Choppers voice mail,
he leaves a message to contact him a.s.a.p on number ***** ******
"Choppers "own" mobile number" - don't ask
why, Chopper receives the voice mail okay and tries to contact
"Ooz", phoning his "own" mobile number at
least half a dozen times and getting through to his own voicemail
before the wife realises it's his own mobile number he's calling.
(Talk about confusion)
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Entries:
(Wilson)
You've
heard of 3 ducks together on the wall, well here's the three
Guitars !!! We need a picture to prove this...
"three
guitars hingin on a wa, three guitars hingin on a wa, oot of
these guitars scott canny play wan at aw, so they'll be three
guitars hingin on a wa"
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Entries:
(Aitchie)
Away
to Croftfoot, the game is deadlocked at 2-2 - Aitch is on a
Yellow card and is starting to lose the plot a little, Tony
decides to sub him for Danny to STOP him being sent off.
Danny's first touch slots home the winner in the last seconds
of the match, the "Aitchie" lets rip from the sidelines
"Get it right f**k*n up Yiz", The Ref runs to the
sidelines and sends him off.
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Entries:
(Aitchie)
Aitchie
gets his hat-trick, Scene - Parklea against East Kilbride YM
- Aitchie not even on the park due to suspension surprisingly
decides to get involved in a rammy at the full time whistle
after things got a bit heated after East Kilbrides late equalizer,
he decides to square up to the biggest bloke on the East Kilbride
sidelines, after the guy nearly took his heed af and things
got calmed down, it turned oot that the guy worked for the CID
and was a black belt in Karate - I'm right behind you Aitch
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Entries:
(George)
Forest
Green - The draw specialist's that done Geo oot of his coupon
!!!
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Entries:
(Chopper) - Was it the vulture sitting on the bar Chopper heard
?
Scene
- Parklea against Greenock Rovers in a Friendly, Chopper here's
a whistle "that nobody else heard" as the ball's coming
to him whilst playing in goal, he casually drops the ball and
the striker knocks the ball into the empty net for the easiest
goal of his career.
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Entries:
(Wilson) - Wilson and Hooch
Scene
- Burds hoose on a Saturday night: Coming back on the bus from
the Glasgow Harp game, Scott was asked if he was going out for
a few bevvies, he said he couldn't because he had to sit in
and watch his girlfriends dog, as the dog can't be left in itself.
After a comment like that with Aitch hovering there was no way
back.
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CAPTAIN
OF THE SHIP 2001/2002
AITCHIE
- Karate Kid
